Shitcoin is a community-run technology powering absolutely nothing, and doing it at scale. The Foundation supports the people, ideas and bags that keep it flushing.
1,000,000,000 supply
on Solana, sorry Vitalik
Copy the contract address, grab some SOL, and swap. Always double-check the address before you buy. There will only ever be 1,000,000,000 tokens.
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A non-profit organization dedicated to supporting Shitcoin and the broader Shitcoin ecosystem, which is mostly people refreshing a chart at 3am. We fund research, grants and memes. Mostly memes.
Validators stake their dignity. Blocks are finalized when everyone agrees it stinks. Nobody has disagreed yet.
We moved execution off-chain and into the bathroom, where most trading decisions were already being made anyway.
No roadmap is final, no whitepaper exists, and every proposal is decided by whoever posts the funniest reply.
Fixed supply. No mint, no unlock schedule, no Foundation wallet dumping on you at the top. You will have to dump on yourself.
Vitalik Butterin first read about shitcoins at age 17 and decided they lacked one thing: a foundation. He spent the following years writing long blog posts that nobody finished, wearing the same blue t-shirt, and thinking very hard with his whole head.
A gifted researcher, he is credited with inventing Proof-of-Poop, the Toilet Layer 2 and the concept of "number go down as a feature." Colleagues describe his cheeks as "load-bearing." He holds no titles, no degrees and, most importantly, no sell orders.
Today he leads the Foundation from an undisclosed bathroom, where he is working on the next big upgrade: The Flush.
“I never wanted to build the world computer. I just wanted to build something people would hold.”
Our long-term vision, in the order we will probably forget to do it.
Launch 1B $SHITCOIN on Solana. Ethereum gas was too expensive for a joke.
Holders stop checking the chart. Just kidding, nobody stops checking the chart.
Paper hands are gently flushed. Diamond cheeks remain.
Always on the verge of mooning. Permanently.
Final form. Vitalik Butterin presses the handle. Nobody knows what happens next.
No. This is a parody. We are a meme with a coin and a man with a very unusual head. Vitalik Butterin is a cartoon character, not Vitalik Buterin.
It exists. On Solana. With a fixed supply of 1,000,000,000. That is the whole product.
Get a Solana wallet, get some SOL, then swap on Jupiter or any Solana DEX using the contract address above. Always check the contract address before you swap.
Nobody knows, including us. Meme coins are extremely volatile and can go to zero. Only use money you are fully prepared to flush.